orange-pilotingablimp:

God bless House.

(Source: roryamy)

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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(Source: sizvideos)

familiaralien:

missingkitsune:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

Also given the fact some vegans wilfully neglect their pet’s diet for personal belief reasons you can in fact be a vegan and be ok with animal cruelty when its convenient for you.

familiaralien:

missingkitsune:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

Also given the fact some vegans wilfully neglect their pet’s diet for personal belief reasons you can in fact be a vegan and be ok with animal cruelty when its convenient for you.

ask-whimsical-lulu:

//It’s the same thing!

iswearimnotnaked:

i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god

iswearimnotnaked:

i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god

djsckatzen:

otakumusician:

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FUCKING HIT PLAY OH MY GOD

karsinspace:

probably-a-succubus:

slimydad:

glitterpotato:

misandry-mermaid:

kyian:

On today’s edition of “Unnecessarily Gendered Products”

Girls can’t wear sunglasses. SCIENCE

are you fucking kidding me i am SO PUMPED FOR PRINCESS FUCKIN GOLDFISH

well
as much as I am against unnecessarily gendered products
this doesn’t say it’s for girls anywhere, and the other doesn’t say it’s for boys
you’re kinda just„. assuming one is specifically for girls because it’s pink and has a princess theme

so YOURE THE ONE PERPETRATING STEREOTYPES

I’m gonna buy me some Princess Goldfish.
Is there a difference between them, though?

karsinspace:

probably-a-succubus:

slimydad:

glitterpotato:

misandry-mermaid:

kyian:

On today’s edition of “Unnecessarily Gendered Products”

Girls can’t wear sunglasses. SCIENCE

are you fucking kidding me i am SO PUMPED FOR PRINCESS FUCKIN GOLDFISH

well

as much as I am against unnecessarily gendered products

this doesn’t say it’s for girls anywhere, and the other doesn’t say it’s for boys

you’re kinda just„. assuming one is specifically for girls because it’s pink and has a princess theme

so YOURE THE ONE PERPETRATING STEREOTYPES

I’m gonna buy me some Princess Goldfish.

Is there a difference between them, though?

grovyle:

secsebaybee:

grovyle:

Pictured: Sasuke Uchiha eating a jelly donut in solitude.

THAT IS A BEAN PASTE FILLED ONIGIRI YOU LITTLE SHIT!! Jesus-fucking-shit-on-a-shingle-Christ, do you not see the goddamn seaweed wrapping on the bottom of this fucking amazing Japanese food invention? I should reach through the internet and smack you! t(-.-t)

calm down weeb

grovyle:

secsebaybee:

grovyle:

Pictured: Sasuke Uchiha eating a jelly donut in solitude.

THAT IS A BEAN PASTE FILLED ONIGIRI YOU LITTLE SHIT!! Jesus-fucking-shit-on-a-shingle-Christ, do you not see the goddamn seaweed wrapping on the bottom of this fucking amazing Japanese food invention? I should reach through the internet and smack you! t(-.-t)

calm down weeb

oh my god who fucking cares

—anyone who’s been on this site longer than 5 minutes (via psychosematic)